It's Alive! (Cordelia Codd)
One day, I, Cordelia Codd, will design beautiful costumes and live in a glamorous city.
But for now, I'm stuck with:
Living in a MICRO-TINY cottage stuck to the side of a pub
A pair of BONKERS parents who are still NQT (Not Quite Together)
Two MEAN GIRLS trying to steal my best friend
And a Granny who is behaving even more strangely than usual.